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My name is Celine. In ten years I will be a nomadic novelist UX-enthusiast greeting-card designer extraordinaire, or maybe just your ordinary hardcore typography geek. Right now I'm just another college kid.

Factoid: I like writing extraneous ümlauts on whiteboards. When yoü do this in a mythology classroom people get confüsed all over the place.

Factoid: I have very strong opinions about the design of online forms. Some kids check out people. I check out websites.

Factoid: I am not a fan of Keats.
I answer questions pertaining to ampersands. And other stuff too, I guess.

Curses for verbose individuals 

dearcoketalk:

May no vehicle in which you travel ever go faster than the posted speed limit. May you be audited by the IRS every year. May you live your entire life and never break a single rule or law, be it for sodomy, loitering, or walking on the grass.

Better than a “fuck you”. Easily more hilarious.

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    laws against sodomy, I will cut you
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    Coketalk is fabulous.
  5. doublepluslovely reblogged this from dearcoquette and added:
    “fuck you”. Easily more hilarious.
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    Get away with it? Fuck you. May no vehicle in which you travel ever go faster than the posted speed limit. May you be...
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    lolinternet?
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